Thank you to everyone who joined in our caption competition on Twitter this afternoon, suggesting wittier alternatives. Here are the entries we had:
Sue Baker (@carscribe): “Dang it, came here looking for a different kind of horsepower!”
Gavin B-S of PetrolBlog (@majorgav): “Drive your Vel Satis? Sure, as long as I can keep my hat on”
Alistair Preacher (@_iPeach_): “This proving ground ain’t big enough for the 2 of us!”
Chris Auty (@drivingspirit): “When I click my fingers you will wake up, forget the Vel Satis and worship my Interceptor.”
Rob Griggs-Taylor (@robgt2): “And then my hat blew off. Yeah, this hat!”
Matt Biggs (@pawnsacrifice): “How dare you sleep while I’m talking to you! Just look at this bad boy, I could have been in Dallas!”
Lisa Wroe (@carloverlisa): “If you fall asleep on me, I’ll eat my hat. Actually, it might be a bit big for that….”
The winner will be announced soon! And the prize is… err…being the winner!
Update: Simon picked Matt Biggs as the winner – well done, Matt!